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I’m at the library bored as shit waiting for my boyfriend to get out work

So we can go gamble and drink

I’m also looking forward to getting laid (if it happens)

Been awhile


is this how straight people have sex?

(Source: brandon-knowles)

Some reasons why you should watch Adventure Time


  • Multiple episodes on the importance of consent and respecting women

  • Genderbend episodes, which turn out to be the main antagonist’s fanfiction about the other characters

  • Above antagonist helps an island get out of an abusive relationship with a floating wolf head

  • They…
  • girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
  • me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
  • girlfriends father: haha sweet


adventure time taught me how to deal with people who ask dumb questions

(Source: lesliecrusher)