I’m at the library bored as shit waiting for my boyfriend to get out work
So we can go gamble and drink
I’m also looking forward to getting laid (if it happens)
- Multiple episodes on the importance of consent and respecting women
- Genderbend episodes, which turn out to be the main antagonist’s fanfiction about the other characters
- Above antagonist helps an island get out of an abusive relationship with a floating wolf head
- girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
- me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
- girlfriends father: haha sweet
adventure time taught me how to deal with people who ask dumb questions
Space, guys… SPACE!!!!
I kinda want all of these tattoo’d on me
fyi, these make really great phone wallpaper…